December 2011
Awesomesauce.: Raging is probably bad for my... →
almightymoogle:
I don’t even know where to start… Admin called down a bunch of IB kids today. Why? To ask them if they knew what they did wrong. Well obviously none of them remembered, so he assumed they were either hiding something or just being arrogant egomaniacs. Well shit bro, do you think we remember every…
u-ok:
aww that’s cute
..wait
hold the fuck up
isn’t that a…
Me: Will you marry me?
Siri: We hardly know one another
Me: You are so hot
Siri: Oh, stop
Me: Will you marry me now?
Siri: Let’s just be friends, OK?
Me: Why can’t you marry me?
Siri: My end user licensing does not cover marriage
Me: I love you
Siri: You can’t
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